Sir Get Your Ass Off my Face

At around 9:30pm last night, I found myself staring at some middle-aged guy’s ass for almost 5 minutes.

I could have, at any time, looked away or at least focused on something else. But somehow the fact that he was cycling in front of me wearing an almost indecent pair of hot pants, paired with the fact that his butt crack was positioned directly at my eye level made it impossible to look away.

I now know what people feel when they see crime scenes. It’s gross, disgusting, disturbing and wrong yet you can’t look away.

I was in my car together with my sleeping daughter and her yaya and I found myself cursing and shouting yet still looking. It’s so sick.