Hubby Tales

Ruy has, in the simplest and most ordinary ways, made me feel that I am his first priority. I can’t put my finger on the specific thing he did but in his own little ways he made me feel so special this week.

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Last Saturday, Ruy announced that he downloaded a movie for us to watch on Father’s day. It’s about a girl who’s in jail cause she killed the husband, the girl was set free but was placed on house arrest. The problem is the ghost of the guy is in their home and he wants to kill the wife.

After Ruy explained that to me, our conversation went something like this:

Liv: Wow. What a heartwarming story Ruy. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy about relationships.
Ruy: It teaches you lessons.
Liv: And what, pray tell, are these lessons?
Ruy: That you shouldn’t anger your husband cause his ghost will haunt you.
Liv: I think it teaches you not to anger your wife because she will kill you and turn you into a ghost…

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Before getting married, I came up with a list of rules for Ruy. These are basically things he shouldn’t do while driving. Everything on that list came from things he has indeed done in the past. The list includes (but is not limited to)

1. Closing his eyes while driving
2. Pretending to sleep on my shoulder while driving
3. Dancing (this was further broken down into the different types of dances)
4. Tickling me

He now claims that this list does not apply any more cause this was something we agreed on before we were married. Now that we’re married, the contract has been broken. =( Haaay.