I have forgotten 80% of the things I learned in school but there are a handful of life lessons from some teachers which I still remember, probably because they are all useless or inappropriate:
- A woman should have black panties when she gets married (this coming from a Physics teacher)
- Some men like hairy legs (ulk, this coming from a Home Economics professor)
- Pineapple makes men’s cum sweet tasting….(Biology teacher)
- Song of Songs is the most bastos book in the Bible…
- Peter was the most ‘bibo’ and OA among the apostles.
- Women are allowed to date multiple guys but men cannot date multiple women….(Home Economics teacher)
- The line of hair coming from the belly button down to your pubic area is sexy (Huwat? damn)
WHAT THE HELL WERE MY TEACHER’S TEACHING ME? I think I’m going to home school Andrea…hehehe
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September 18, 2008 at 12:23 pm
vicki
Hmmmmm….explains the sense of humor Livi! Bwahahahahahaha!!!
September 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
mai
Our health teacher told us that if we sat indian style on the floor germs would crawl up our hooha
September 18, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Vannie
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this made my day! ahahaha
and this : Some men like hairy legs (ulk, this coming from a Home Economics professor)
is disturbing!
September 18, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Noemi
Love that one about Song of Songs – gutter minds would agree!
Anyway, I understand you a little bit more now, hehe…
September 19, 2008 at 4:43 am
abby
hahaaa, i think i heard the first three as well. damn, the things we “learn” in school.
September 19, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Liv
Vicki and Numi….what are you guys insinuating? I am pure chaste virginal and very normal!
September 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Liv
Mai: That’s horrible! Maybe she thinks everyone doesn’t wear underwear?
September 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Liv
Vannie: I know right? It’s extremely disturbing….
September 19, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Liv
Abby: It’s interesting how these teachers probably have no idea how much of what they’re saying is being imprinted on their student’s minds