I have forgotten 80% of the things I learned in school but there are a handful of life lessons from some teachers which I still remember, probably because they are all useless or inappropriate:
- A woman should have black panties when she gets married (this coming from a Physics teacher)
- Some men like hairy legs (ulk, this coming from a Home Economics professor)
- Pineapple makes men’s cum sweet tasting….(Biology teacher)
- Song of Songs is the most bastos book in the Bible…
- Peter was the most ‘bibo’ and OA among the apostles.
- Women are allowed to date multiple guys but men cannot date multiple women….(Home Economics teacher)
- The line of hair coming from the belly button down to your pubic area is sexy (Huwat? damn)
WHAT THE HELL WERE MY TEACHER’S TEACHING ME? I think I’m going to home school Andrea…hehehe
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