Baby Fat

I haven’t even shed all of my baby fat when suddenly I get pregnant and end up with a baby and more fat. Van has already lost most of her pregnancy weight meanwhile I have graduated from being a cow to being a triceratop (yes complete with horns). I’ve been going over my daily schedule trying to find an extra hour for me to work out but it’s impossible!! Honestly I’d rather spend the time with Andrea than on the treadmill.

I really wish I would wake up one day and I’d be back to my hot hot hot body of 7 years ago…wahahah I don’t care what you say. I think I was hot hot hot then (meanwhile I’m just hot now…Hey Jen! Can you sense that I overdosed on self-esteem this morning?).  I wish there was a Miracle burn that could just quietly melt away all the fat…

See that last sentence just made me think of butter and bulalo soup. Oh no, with this way of thinking I might never lose weight.