Snort snort

Hi, I’m She-ra, princess of power! Calling to wake you cause you set the hour! With Kriswind my friend, we have powers to fly! Performing good deeds, where troubles do lie! Must I use my powers on you sleepy head? Or will you be good, and jump out of bed!!!!

My boss informed us that this was his wake-up call every day when he was a child. This just cracked me up….wahahah snort

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